Scott Ward writes:
Franky’s Flipout
If any of you want to bother reading through the continuing comment war on Franky’s blog, it’s well worth your time. It’s fun to watch him bounce around between positions, try to cover up his dad’s positions while demonizing Colson’s (the irony being that Colson and Schaeffer actually agreed on this issue, almost point for [...]
Scott Ward writes:
“Scott Ward is still here?” Occasionally. I mostly lurk. My biggest problem with Franky’s (I refuse to call him “Schaeffer”, as I do not want that good name sullied by this attention-hungry shiftless doofus) screed has nothing to do with the fact that he’s a liberal. I’m old enough to know that, whether I like [...]
Scott Ward writes:
My Response to Franky
Franky Schaeffer is about 2 seconds away from getting his own Translation… My response to his blog post, complete with all the gentleness I can muster towards the man: I think we could probably generate enough electricity to power the planet off the spinning Francis, Sr. is doing in his grave right now. Your [...]
Scott Ward writes:
The Completely Unauthorized Chick Tract Translator
I am proud to announce the release of The Completely Unauthorized Chick Tract Translator, a collection of 55 of my patented Chick Tract Translations in a satire and love letter towards that acme of Christian Fundamentalism, Jack T. Chick. Best of all is the price. I am charging exactly $0.00 for my book. Read, enjoy, [...]
Scott Ward writes:
I was in such a rush to get in and out and get on to other sites for the announcement that I missed the earlier post. Sharon, you and yours have my deepest sympathies.
Scott Ward writes:
The Book’s Almost Ready…
The collected works of the Chick Tract Translator are almost complete. The next few days will see the final, official publication of the awesome tome which, should you desire it, will cost you exactly $zip via the magic of the interwebs downloady thingy. In the meantime… 2 more audio translations I did back in July: [...]
Scott Ward writes:
Re-Chick-Tract-Translation: Soul Story
Audio Sneak Peek No. 3 of the upcoming Chick Tract Translator book: Soul Story And in case you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, I don’t remember a Soul Story translation”… well, there’s a reason. Enjoy!
Scott Ward writes:
Re-Translation of Dark Dungeons
Here’s your next audio sneak peek: Dark Dungeons
Scott Ward writes:
Re-Translation: The Last Generation
For the sole purpose of creating interest in a book I’ll be giving away for free, I’ve decided to do some audio renditions of some of the classic (aka “my personal favorites”) translations. The first victim, wherein I read unto thee the Chick Tract: The Last Generation.
Scott Ward writes:
Richard…
…is closest. I’m self-publishing all the Chick Tract Translations I’ve done – including some that have never shown up here. It’ll be a free download and I’m working on a way to let people buy a paper copy at cost.
