"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom?" –Marvin Martian

Church Update

First – thank all of you for your prayers last week.  I know I’ve not been as common of a poster around here as I used to be (more of a lurker these days), but I’m still here and appreciate your prayers for our church. We were voting to request disaffiliation with the PCUSA and […]

It’s Been A While – Prayer Request

Hey guys… if you could share this with the folks at your home church, I’d greatly appreciate it (I put this together for a lay person, so if it’s a little oversimplified, sorry…). If you (and anyone else interested) could pray for our congregation on Sunday morning. This will be the big vote by our […]

Franky’s Flipout

If any of you want to bother reading through the continuing comment war on Franky’s blog, it’s well worth your time.  It’s fun to watch him bounce around between positions, try to cover up his dad’s positions while demonizing Colson’s (the irony being that Colson and Schaeffer actually agreed on this issue, almost point for […]

“Scott Ward is still here?” Occasionally.  I mostly lurk. My biggest problem with Franky’s (I refuse to call him “Schaeffer”, as I do not want that good name sullied by this attention-hungry shiftless doofus) screed has nothing to do with the fact that he’s a liberal.  I’m old enough to know that, whether I like […]

My Response to Franky

Franky Schaeffer is about 2 seconds away from getting his own Translation…   My response to his blog post, complete with all the gentleness I can muster towards the man: I think we could probably generate enough electricity to power the planet off the spinning Francis, Sr. is doing in his grave right now.   Your […]

The Completely Unauthorized Chick Tract Translator

I am proud to announce the release of The Completely Unauthorized Chick Tract Translator, a collection of 55 of my patented Chick Tract Translations in a satire and love letter towards that acme of Christian Fundamentalism, Jack T. Chick. Best of all is the price.  I am charging exactly $0.00 for my book.  Read, enjoy, […]

I was in such a rush to get in and out and get on to other sites for the announcement that I missed the earlier post. Sharon, you and yours have my deepest sympathies.

The Book’s Almost Ready…

The collected works of the Chick Tract Translator are almost complete.  The next few days will see the final, official publication of the awesome tome which, should you desire it, will cost you exactly $zip via the magic of the interwebs downloady thingy. In the meantime…  2 more audio translations I did back in July: […]

Re-Chick-Tract-Translation: Soul Story

Audio Sneak Peek No. 3 of the upcoming Chick Tract Translator book: Soul Story And in case you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, I don’t remember a Soul Story translation”…   well, there’s a reason. Enjoy!

Re-Translation of Dark Dungeons

Here’s your next audio sneak peek: Dark Dungeons